Tending and Training in the Deep Weird

Is there a vet in the house?

March 10, 2008 · 4 Comments

When I was little and my grandmother would come visit, she would declare one afternoon to be “animal hospital”.  My siblings and I were to gather our best loved and most tattered stuffed animals and she would do her best to fix them up.  She was amazing. She somehow made a cotton ball substitute for a hippo’s missing tooth.

I’ve had a few animal hospital sessions here in my own home, but sometimes the service isn’t exactly what you’d call prompt.  Katie’s Caleb (KAY-wub for those of you who say the words out loud in your head) has had an injury for a few days, and the owner decided to take matters into her own hands.

She started with great enthusiam…

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…and then reality hit. I don’t think surgeons are supposed to pout during procedures, dear.

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She needed a breather…all that blood and gore, you know.  Surgery can be messy.

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HELP ME!  ANESTHESIA ON!!!!

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Finally, the patient came out of surgery, made it through the recovery room, and has a battle scar to show off to all the other stuffed animal inmates.

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Nice work, Kate.  Stay in school.

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