Andy was getting out the ingredients for scones, muttering to himself as he did so:
Andy: cornmeal, cornmeal, where’s the corn meal. Ok. Lowfat buttermilk…hmmmm…cultured lowfat buttermilk. At least it’s not hillbilly buttermilk…
Mom: WHAT?
Andy: It says “cultured” so it’s not “hillbilly”.
