Sean was watching some of the NCAA tournament with the JAKE…
Dad: See those two really tall guys? They’re twin brothers.
Katie: Which one’s older?
(not to be understood as “which one is 2 minutes older.” It is to be understood in the same way as when my sister, who shall not be named, asked the score in a football game, was told it was tied at zero, and she then asked who was winning. I think we’ve got kindred spirits here…)